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I got all excited thinking there was some sort of Newgrounds Nintendo DS port or something, but there was just this.
My disappointment started with the description, "Nintendo DS was SOOO last year."
ick.
Your artwork was pretty poor. The DS itself was just a bunch of simple shapes drawn by the line tool, and colored with the gradient filler. I could draw a ds like that in 5 minutes. On top of the simple design, you didn't draw the L and R buttons...pretty heavy flaw there.
And then there was that annoying 13 year old voice "Help! I'm in the microphone!" I'm guessing you range anywhere from 11-15 years of age, and your favorite tv show is either Naruto or Ben 10. You would have earned SOME style points should you have used a simple robotic voice (fruity loops voice, msagent, microsoft sam, etc. etc.)
Ick.
The icon you used for the submission is terrible. It's an image scaled down to the point where you don't know what the hell you're looking at. Even if it wasn't scaled, it probably would have still been pretty bad.
Gameplay was a bunch of buttons that set off sounds and switched to different frames in the timeline. Ohhhh boyyyy.
Nothing special. I could make this EXACT game in about 15 minutes. I may make that my next video..
No Stars and a 0 vote for you, kiddo!
Author's Response:
Yeah, make it ur next vid. If you look at my news post you'll see this was a joke, and i'm doing an actual port of the DS and calling it NewgrounDS Lite. I don't have photoshop on this computer or fireworks, just paint so i can't make a decent icon.
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This was great!
The graphics were excellent, the gameplay was fun and challenging!
I would have loved to hear some more music, but this is fantastic.
Frontpage material!
-Singer
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The lion ritual was pretty funny, and it made me laugh out loud, haha!
The lip syncing was a little...odd. It's like you animated the character first and then did the lines over the animation.
Did you mean to do that on purpose?
Anyway, good work!
-Singer
Author's Response:
thanks. glad it made you laugh. yeh the voices were done after because i was just messin around with the animation and then I decided to add voice for fun. thanks again!!
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I hate Clock animations, and I wanted to hate this submission, but well done!
I laughed the entire way through it! The Team Fortress 2 joke was great, as well as the line, "One less character to animate."
Fantastic!
-Dirge
Author's Response:
Thanks ;]
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Nicely done, boys. Let me know the next time you do this; I want in. I'll put my John Handcock right on the author's list there.
Hah, I said cock. Cooockkk jookkkkeeeeee!
I only like sprite animations if they're meant to be funny, and I laughed the entire way through this.
Great job! :)
-Singer
Author's Response:
sure we will. but Im out of sprites. ultra and pigeonmaster might like your proposal
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White screens that go on forever are fun, so why not?
I really don't understand how the other reviews played anything..
Author's Response:
The game shows up as a white screen when it can't connect to the server. My webhost had suspended my account and I had to move to a new webhost to run the custom levels/accounts etc. Everything should be fine now.
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I liked the idea of caring for a plant as a game. The color scheme you chose really fitted the game, and made it really relaxing. The blooming tree on the menu screen was beautiful! Definitely throw more of those in there!
One thing that bothered me right away was the cactus plant...I mean, it's Zen right? Why would he be caring for a cactus? When I think of Zen, I think of China, monks, ancient Asian plants, etc. I don't picture a cactus...
As everyone said below, there was no combos...Did you test the game out before you posted it?
Lesson learned, I suppose! :)
Good luck on your next try!
-Singer
Author's Response:
Thankyou for the feedback, I uploaded the working version a while ago, and its working for me, I'll look into the problem further.
I figured a cactus would be easy to look after, so it would be appropriate for a first level. Maybe next time I'll throw some bonsai trees in there.
Thanks for the review!
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Looping the same movie clips to a song that's playing in low quality isn't art, isn't a submission, isn't anything but being LAZY (or just stupid and talentless).
This could have gone somewhere, and would have been a nice 3 second intro to a music video, but this was all there was..
0/5 for you, kiddo.
Author's Response:
Shut it. I worked weeks on this. Years. Centuries. Days. Weeks. So get out!
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Come now, seriously?
ANOTHER sonic sprite movie?...we have like what, 7,000 of those on Newgrounds?
Extremely unoriginal, and definitely not front page material..
The "movie" was bogged down with the dialog...During the battle sequence, you stretched and skewed the sprites a lot, which really hurt whatever kind of "animation" you call that...
Author's Response:
I never stretched nor skewed any sprites.
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Excellent first project! Your animation is very appealing to me, and I can't wait to see more from you!
The flickering animation style was very cool, and I liked the way your guy walked around. I liked how this was just black and white, but in a very good way.
This was a short animation, but it IS your first.
Great job, keep it up, and good luck!
-Singer
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